I was sitting in Terminus cave, pretending to be a statue for about two years, five months, three weeks, six days, four hours, five minutes, and twenty one seconds now...
Tremor: " Screw this, that trainer should be here by now, I'm leaving. "
I began tunneling a bit, and came across a good point to surface.
Tremor: " Annnd, here we go. Hopefully nobody is standing there... "
*breaks through the ground right behind Kecleon*