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By Rzxa
#91287 Killing people in pieces and eating their flesh then making their eyeballs into balls that you can throw for fun
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By Tom_X
#95120 Había una vez una Piña Colada y la sacaron de la fila -
There once was a Piña Colada but it got kicked out of the line
SCREW YOU NO ONE SAID I COULDNT DO PUNS IN OTHER LANGUAGES HAHAHA
For those who understand spanish it's really funny tho
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By Tom_X
#98453
Rzxa wrote:My hand

Ok no you were supposed to say "my ding dong" if you say my hand it doesn't even make any sense, it's like saying "my tree" or something...
Unless I just can't get it, or you have a really small/large or weird hand, in which case I bow to your joke ability
By Waterboyr
#99010 I can't "stand" cripple jokes
It's bad because it sucks and because it's really mean which is extra bad, the worst. AND BTW I did NOT make this pun and think it's offensive and terrible, I put it here for those reasons and would never make this joke in real life.