...
Well, it can't be that bad, my friend likes this after all. I'll watch a bit of this with her and who knows, I might like it too.
Okay... we've got a bird so far. Looks a bit colorful, like some weird parrot or something?
And a flaming horse? That's pretty cool! Nothing super weird about that.
... Looks like a dog, with tiger stripes. It's pretty cute.
Now there's a - a... giant yellow hamster? That can... harness the power of lightning...? Erm....
Oh, a caterpillar, nothing too strange about that, it is a bit big though. And that's a HUGE bee with... drills for feet? What the crap?!
And - blue Totoro, what are you doing here? *Friend trying to be helpful* "That's not Totoro, that's Snorlax!" Um... yep... I knew that....
Okay, now we've got a freaky blue bat monster, a pink fairy thing, and... the kangaroo version of the pink fairy thing?
"Kangaroo?" It has an egg pouch on it. "Oh."
Okay then. Now we have... a floating pink cat-thing? It's cute, but, what??
And then... then we have... er... o.o
... Either Frieza had a third brother or this is the Pokémon version of an alien.
Well, at least I don't see how it could - is that literally a carton of eggs? As a living entity? And - have they not noticed that ONE MEMBER HAS IT'S HEAD CRACKED OPEN?
Okay, that was probably some fluke or a joke, right? Right?
Are you kidding me? A carton of eggs and now an alphabet? What next, a chair? (Would not surprise me, actually.)
... Here we go, more animal ones. Those seem more normal, or at least they should be. Let's see.... a yellow camel, a fire monkey, a fire chick, a - what is that? Some kind of... fire penguin?
Ant-eater, maybe.
Hmm... now I think we're getting the awesome ones! A dragon, a giant electric bird, a - turtle? It's so cute! I bet when it evolves it gets - feather ears? Oh, well there's a third evolution where it gets -
A SHELL CANNON?! O.o
Whelp, I think I've seen just about every cree-
What... the...? o.o
Uhhh.... *backs away slowly after reading Pokedex entry*
Okay, there are some seriously creepy Pokémon, I don't know about th-
OH GOD KILL IT WI-
No one survived, especially not the children.